XBLA Becoming a Little Less . . . Human

Thanks to the beatdown Silicon Knights took in the courtroom versus Epic Games, Silicon Knights had to destroy all copies of Too Human. That might explain why it is no longer available on Xbox Live’s Games on Demand service.

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Because One Giant Update Just Isn’t Enough to Fix Assassin’s Creed 3

Ubisoft has announced that Assassin’s Creed 3 will receive yet another massive update fixing various bugs and glitches to single player and multiplayer.

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Bioshock Infinite Delayed to March 26, 2013, Just in Time to Celebrate Jewish Holiday of Passover

Pictured: Gamers target practicing for the NEXT time Bioshock Infinte gets delayed

Talking about yet another delay to Bioshock Infinite without bringing up certain other games that have done the same thing is going to be tough, but here we go. In a media conference, Ken Levine announced Bioshock Infinite‘s delay by exactly one month from the previously announced release date of February 26, 2013 to March 26, 2013.

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Square Enix Pulls Viral Marketing App for Hitman: Absolution on Facebook, Requisce In Pace, Wait Wrong Series

Sometimes companies get so big that it can be hard for everyone in the company to know what everyone else is doing. That’s fine when the only mix up this created is ordering the wrong kind of ink refills, but when the marketing side approves of and releases an incredibly tasteless, misogynistic, and quite possibly illegal viral marketing app to the general populace, you have a real problem at hand. This morning Square Enix released a Facebook app, “Hire Hitman” that lets you create a contract with Agent 47 of the Hitman series to take out your friends. Within hours, the app was pulled from Facebook and Square Enix issued a statement of apology.

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Dishonored Sales Pleases The Overlords At Bethesda

Can’t get enough Dishonored? Don’t worry. More will come. Thanks to the game’s commercial success, Bethesda has told Destructoid (via Joystiq) that they “clearly have a new franchise.”

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Rumors of Casual Xbox Leisurely Spreads Across the Internet

The Verge is reporting (via Polygon) that Microsoft plans to launch a set-top box with Xbox branding sometime ahead of 2013′s holiday season. This device will reportedly be a cheaper alternative to buying a full on Xbox 360 simply to watch Netflix or any of the other entertainment apps.

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Assassin’s Creed 3′s Animus About To Receive Major Firmware Update

While you were playing Assassin’s Creed III, did something feel a bit off? Did you fall through the floor or have important people disappearing? Ubisoft feels your pain and discomfort and will be releasing a major patch by the end of next week that will address a whole slew of these inconveniences, a.k.a. bugs. Some of which can outright block your progress.

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Free Xbox 360 for Everybody! Sort of…

Perhaps sensing the oncoming tide of the “new” console generation, Microsoft has decided to give out free Xbox 360s… to people who already have them. Xbox 360 users have been reporting of receiving a new Xbox 360 (seen above) for being one of their “most valued members.”

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BioWare to the Rescue!

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Bioware has responded to the reports of Call of Duty: Black Ops II install disc issue. Their plan, taken straight out of some romantic comedy somewhere, can be boiled down to this statement on their website. “If the universe thinks that you should be playing Mass Effect right now, who are we to argue?”

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E3 2012 Winners and Losers

With all the E3 press conferences done and over with and the last day of E3 upon us *sad face* it’s time to start talking the obligatory winners and losers. So sit back relax and let’s heap praise on the winners while we scorn and heckle the losers.

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