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After playing game it’s hard to call many more games horrible, because this one makes it into a definitive top 5. The primary reason I couldn’t write this review is because of how tough it was to actually come up with the words to explain what kind of funk actually came off this stinker. In fact this game is so bad it owes the world to be categorized separately by its own word or even better a combination of words, like attribunous (atrocious, terrible, and horrendous all lumped together). What’s worse is that I can honestly tell you that I went into playing Vampire Rain knowing how bad its sibling X-box 360 game was and I was still optimistically giving this game a chance, but now I’m just left with a feeling of distrust and resentment… like a lover scorned, I thought it could change its ways but it is what it is. It’s a scar that I’m afraid will take time to heal, but just the mention of this game is like pouring salt into an open wound.
All around this game is dysfunction and mediocre at its best. The visuals look like impressionist art from the 64-bit era, while the gameplay tries its hand at the stealth /action genre only to fail epically, much like our housing market, and is even more reminiscent of the freeway scene in The Matrix Reloaded in that its spectacular wreck but not what you came out for. In fact the coolest part of this fizzler is the game’s title, it’s just a damn shame such a cool name was wasted on such utter fail, but then again isn’t that the case most of the time?
Pros:
The games title…
That the game manages to boot up properly
Cons:
That the game manages to boot up properly
99% of everything that happens after you press the start button
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